Mitt's Lament

"How dare those minorities want health care! Don't they know their place? If there were only more rich white guys like me in this country. I can hardly wait until my 42 grandchildren can all vote."

"Why were those 47 percenters so sensitive? Don't all of those men and women in the service, police officers, firefighters, teachers, air traffic controllers, forest service workers, and government pension planners know what a drain they are on this country's economy? Why don't they all go out and get real jobs?"

"Can't believe I lost that darned election! Ann, go get me a Pepsi!"